Christmas & New Year Opening Times 2017

Happy Silly Season to you all!

We are taking some time off this year in between Christmas and the New Year to recharge our batteries and hit the ground running in 2018. We hope you all have a safe and fun holiday season! Please see our opening hours below for the impending Christmas period. If you are planning on making your health a priority in 2018, jump online to book a Myotherapy appointment. We would love to help you in the new year!

22nd Dec: OPEN 10.00am – 7.00pm

23rd Dec 2017 – Monday 1st Jan 2018: CLOSED

2nd Jan 2018: OPEN FOR BUSINESS AS USUAL

I hope your Christmas cracker jokes are as bad as these ones!

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can ‘ho ho ho’.

What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?

Auld Fang Syne

What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?

He got 25 days.

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas quacker.

What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum – you just can’t beat it.

How did Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of Christmas passed.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws.

Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley.

What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet.

What did Santa say to the smoker?

Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf.

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

Horn-aments.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

They always drop their needles.

Did Rudolph go to school?

No. He was Elf-taught.

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

How do snowmen get around?

They ride an icicle.